The people of Jupiter, by Joanne Okano, my view of them

I think the people on Jupiter wear green too, just like the people on Mars.  They eat cabbage, that's green.  They worship cabbage, like the Marsians.  Or Martians, whichever you call it.  They eat green food, cabbage that's called by them in translation.  I don't know what else they do.  Oh yes, I do.  They eat green food on Sundays only, not Mars bars.  They eat orange food on Wednesdays you know, but I don't know what that is.  Maybe it's oranges.  No, it's not, it's a fruit, not oranges though.  They are weak on Wednesdays you think, but no, it strengthens them and makes them have puppies nearly they have so many children.  They're not like us, severely restricting our intake of children into the population!!!!  They love babies, like I do.  Oh well, not everyone thinks the same here, fortunately, or we'd have no babies at all, maybe if the nudniks took over.  Nudniks are bizarre people.  I don't know any other words in Yiddish, mainly, only schmidjik or remote control and schmatte and a few other words, no use to anyone much.  They don't speak Yiddish on Mars or Jupiter.  They speak Martian and Jupiterian, you know.  I don't know what they are.  Oh, Danish people know, because they are like their language.  A lot of hobble-gobbles Joanne would say.  That's how Danish people speak.  I heard them at school.  The Danish princess was there, but she spoke English so I could understand her.