The dim-witted of the earth need help from me

I can't believe what a mess the world is in.  There are many good, faithful members of the public, many hard workers for good purposes, but what a mess the others have made of it.  I aim to help the dim-witted members of society have better days ahead of them if they will listen to me.  I know it sounds uncanny but I know a lot for a woman, I say with tongue in cheek!