The man who wanted to disembowel everybody

Once upon a time there was a crook who wanted more than anything else in the world to disembowel his own daughter.  She was kind, good and humble, but all he could think of was disemboweling her.  Imagine that!  No idea who she was at all, he went round to her home and arranged, he thought to have her died by Police.  No one thought anything of it, you know, it was so common, in him and his cronies, you think, but no, it was so common, they didn't put him in jail, like they should have.  In England they would, put him in jail that is.  And they say England is a backward country where they spank children so they're good instead of  jailbirds like they become in America and Canada if they don't get a good spanking when they are obsolete in their morals.

My Mother had no idea this would happen you know or she would be doing it too, said the good girl to herself.

My Mother-in-law had no idea this would happen to her too if it happened to me or she would have been on my side, said the girl to herself.  The man had no idea who she was, his daughter, he was on drugs and would not stop taking them although she tried to force him not, but persuade him to go for counseling of rehab or something good to do with his time so he wouldn't get up to pranks of this nature.

My Mother-in-law's stepsister made up for a lot of things in life by being good to me on the phone, you know, I would say if I could, but no, no one was allowed to talk to Dad except him, the man.  I wasn't allowed to talk to Dad, my husband, or he would have done something about this and we would be safe.

My Dad, the man in question, is a hooter, the Mormons would say.  A hooter is a braggart they're good and have no good points they can find to show anyone is what people say in the Mormons.  That's what a hooter is.  A hooter hoots their horn at girls and gets into bed with them when they're not married to them, that sort of thing.

Good people don't need to be disemboweled and neither do I, said the girl to herself.  And that is the end of the story.  Now pray, children, and have a good day!